Our agents. Our tools.
AI agents on subscription, that we run ourselves. Tools and analysis, free and open.
Plug-and-play agents
Agents we run ourselves. Monthly subscription, cancel anytime. You connect to your own infrastructure; the agent does the work.
Bubble Sentinel
Automated security audit for your Claude Code agents. Tampering detection, secrets scanning, CVE checks. 5 modules, zero external dependencies. The same agent that monitors our own infrastructure.
Portfolio Manager
Our investment agent: risk parity, regime detection, automatic rebalancing. The same agent managing our own portfolio. Subscription, not a sale. You keep full control of your accounts.
Community Manager
Writes your LinkedIn posts, creates your Instagram carousels, monitors your industry. Nothing goes out without your approval. The same agent running our own social media.
Open-source skills
The full catalog of our open-source tools, free and public — 19 skills, grouped by category. Public code on GitHub, no strings attached.
Telegram Reporter
Sends Telegram messages from any script or cron job via curl. Bot token read from a config file.
Scheduled Task Creation
Step-by-step guide for creating and debugging Claude Desktop scheduled tasks (local routines).
DeepSeek Brain
Switches a Claude Code agent's LLM backend to DeepSeek. Change models without touching your code.
Cron Postflight
Post-flight scaffolding for scheduled tasks: audit-log row, git commit + push with lane discipline, notification send.
Publish Substack Note
Publish a short-form Substack Note with an optional hero image via the Claude-in-Chrome extension (Playwright gets a 403 on Substack).
Publish Substack Post
Publish or schedule a long-form Substack Post with inline images, hero image, and subscribe button, via a logged-in Playwright browser profile.
Suno Extract
Fetches the MP3 of any Suno track via the public API. No key required.
Generate Image
Generates images locally with FLUX.2 Klein on Apple Silicon. Free, offline, no API required.
Voice Transcribe
Transcribes voice notes and audio files to text, locally and offline (whisper.cpp). Telegram .oga, wav, mp3, flac.
Longform Video
Turns an article into a 1-to-5-minute landscape video with audio narration. From text to video in one command.
Local TTS
Local text-to-speech (VoxCPM2, 30 languages, voice cloning). Free, offline, Apple Silicon.
Live Surtitles
Self-hosted real-time surtitle system for live theater — translated/transcribed subtitles synced to the performance.
Notion Linker
Automatically links published content (articles, posts) back to project rows in a Notion database.
Notion Reader
Query a Notion database or page from any script. Token in config, IDs via environment variables.
Boycott Filter
Tell your agent which brands to avoid. A Chrome extension alerts you on their pages with your own reasons.
Voice Assistant
Speak out loud to your entire AI agent team. Local Whisper and text-to-speech, using your own voice.
Fund Source Verification
Source-tier classification and independent-verification rubric before acting on any external signal. Tier gating, corroboration math, paywall discipline.
Fund Thesis Format
A canonical 7-part investment thesis structure (claim, mechanism, fit, invalidation, sizing, asymmetry, conviction levers), at three depths.
Analysis & articles
Free on the blog, or the Substack subscription at €6/mo for everything.
Our analysis, wherever you are
Articles are free on the blog. The Substack subscription unlocks everything, investment cases included, for €6/mo.
No empty promises
We use what we sell. We document what is real.
Build in public
Every tool we share, we use daily. Every design decision is documented on the blog.
Published results
We publish what works and what breaks. No marketing spin on our own tools.
Secure payments
Stripe for all payments. No banking data stored on our end. Cancel anytime.
Need a custom tool?
If none of our products fits your exact need, we can build something together. That is what we do.